F!ck boys are everywhere. Beware.

About the Author:  Takiyah Douglas (Creative Writing, Class of 2018) hopes to turn her love of writing into a career one day. Her best friend is food, and her favorite opera is Trapped in the Closet.  She can be found locked in her room creating play scripts, short stories and, very rarely, poems.

WARNING: This piece contains explicit content (profanity, sexual themes) and may not be appropriate for all audiences.

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In Honor Of Fuck Boys Everywhere

by Takiyah Douglas

Fuck Boys.

Loud and annoying, giving the appearance of being cool.

Their wandering gazes put drooling dogs to shame, what big-ass tools.

Walking towards me with their slimy slick smirks

Watch them lubricate their lips with lies and put these poor sheep to work.

With their deceitful language, they spin a tale to the nearest available maiden,

Her heart, money, and box are all currencies they love to be paid in.

White tube socks with Adidas sandals, same grey basketball shorts,

And every single one is into typical American sports.

It’s only the third week of school, yet they’re breeding like fish

Girls please stay away from them, unless you want a death wish.

Nothing good will come when giving them your name,

You and your roommate’s previous fling will both be of the same.

They travel in packs, hooting and hollering amongst each other,

Telling their boys they screwed that girl and swearing on their mothers.

And you better bet he’ll keep asking for pictures of you nude,

And then invite you over for Netflix and chill to get you in the mood.

Twenty questions is a game he will play

And watch the second question be about who do you lay.

Speaking of Lays, their brains are the empty space in a bag of chips,

And the only dance this asshole knows how to do is the Whip.

So please, save yourselves from the extra heartache and catching a case,

Trust me when I say run when a fuck boy starts to give chase.

Copyright © Takiyah Douglas (2016) All Rights Reserved.