1. You hear strange noises coming from the next room, what do you do?

1. Go check it out
2. Ask if anyone else if they heard the noise
3. Grab a weapon
4. Run out the front door

2. Someone in your group begins coughing uncontrollably, what’s your next move?

1. Look for help/medicine
2. Leave them be
3. Kill them
4. Ignore it

3. You have to take a trip somewhere, which place do you choose?

1. Ski Resort
2. Log Cabin
3. A cruise
4. An island

4. You can only take one item with you on the trip, what do you take?

1. Your phone
2. A gun
3. A swiss army knife or pocket blade
4. Medkit

5. You’re with your group and the lights begin to flicker before cutting off, what’s next?

1. Go check the fuse box
2. Go play the light switch
3. Get the hell out of there
4. Ignore it

6. There’s a knock at the door in the middle of the night, who should answer the door?

1. The strongest male
2. The prettiest female
3. Nobody
4. The black guy

7. An obvious, bloodthirsty killer begins chasing you and your friends, how do you escape?

1. Run at an even pace with your group or a friend
2. Hop in the car and drive off
3. Run as fast as possible
4. Fight the killer off

Answer Key:

1. C.You grab your weapon in case it’s time to fight. Running out the door might seem to make sense except it’s probably a trap and the killer is looming just outside the front door. We all know not to check the noise out. Duh!
2. B. Leave them b, you don’t know what they have, if its contagious or if they’re getting ready to turn so your best option is to leave them be.
3. A. Pick the ski resort! You have plenty of options for escape (hopefully you can ski or snowboard but don’t take the lift) and it’s not as isolated as an island or cruise ship. Choosing the log cabin is an almost automatic death.
4. C. Your phone will lose service, the gun will jam and when will you EVER have time to use the medkit? The pocket blade is easily accessible, can be hidden from plain sight and can come in handy when you’re trapped in a corner.
5. C. I think this one is obvious. Screw the trip, once the lights start flickering it’s time to go!
6. D. Send the black guy! According to most horror scripts, he was probably going to be the first one to go anyway.
7. A. When running too fast, it’s almost certain that you will trip and fall. No one is going to fight the killer off and obviously the car won’t start when you need it to. If you run with a partner you can trip them, use them as a sacrifice and buy yourself some more time to escape!

If you got all 7 of these right, you’ve got a chance at survival (unless you’re the black male; sorry).

If you got 4-6 right, you also have  a good chance to survive but you will most assuredly suffer an injury of some sort.

2-3 of these right and you’ll probably be one of the first ones in your group to go.

If you only managed to get one of these right….. You might be a killer yourself.