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Jordan Simon

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer

At 20 years of age, Jordan Simon is a limited edition Junior-year creative writing major, complete with mono-tones and Kung Fu Grip. He prefers the simple pleasures of a good book and warm tea...when he’s not busy ‘sinking fleets’ and ‘turning children into key chains’, in the hallowed name of the flying spaghetti monster. Jordan enjoys the act of writing horror-fiction with the fiery intensity of one thousand George Foreman grills and he uses a mix drink of 1 part creativity and 99 parts depravity to prove to his readers that his IQ is not his age. As member of the Shires Press Publishing Program, Jordan’s fiction novel, Project: Eve, is set for publication in spring of 2019. Somewhere between now and wrestling a real, live bear -it can be a tiny one-, Jordan hopes to one day have his very own theme song -professionally composed in a cacophony of bat squeaks.

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The Woes of College Suitemates

The Woes of College Suitemates

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
November 11, 2018
How To: Midterms

How To: Midterms

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
November 2, 2018
How to Survive a Horror Movie Plot

How to Survive a Horror Movie Plot

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
October 22, 2018
Simon Sez: Frozen

Simon Sez: Frozen

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
October 1, 2018
Simon Sez: Avengers - Infinity War

Simon Sez: Avengers – Infinity War

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
September 26, 2018
Poetry Palooza

Poetry Palooza

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
April 17, 2018
Little Red Has Evolved

Little Red Has Evolved

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
April 4, 2018
Frozen

“Frozen”

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
March 22, 2018
Lab Rat

Lab Rat

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
February 8, 2017
Hide and Seek, Find and Reap

Hide and Seek, Find and Reap

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
February 4, 2017
One Big Trump-Shaped Problem

One Big Trump-Shaped Problem

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
December 12, 2016
Not-So-Little Red

Not-So-Little Red

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
October 14, 2016
Gutting: Harry Potter

Gutting: Harry Potter

Jordan Simon, Staff Writer
September 26, 2016
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