The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber aired this week with an enormous amount of praise. Absolutely no joke was left unsaid on March 14th. Comedians; Jeffery Ross, Pete Davidson, Natasha Leggero, Hannibal Burres, Chris D’elia, along with others such as; Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Martha Stewart, and roast master Kevin Hart were honored with the opportunity to jam every mean joke they could think of, and they took advantage..
The show was brilliant from start to finish. There was nonstop laughing and some hilarious jokes that had the crowd, fans and roasters laughing the whole time, and the roast even provided special guest Will Ferrell, who played in character as Ron Burgundy (Anchorman). Bieber proved to be a good roastee and took the jokes with a smile (and he got insulted pretty hard) here are the funniest jokes from the roast.
Pete Davidson:
“Justin’s fu–ed more models than bulimia”.
Ludacris:
“You may have just turned 21 but Justin you will always be a baby to me, since babies piss everywhere and never shut the fu– up.”
Natasha Leggero:
“Justin’s fans are called beliebers because these days it’s politically incorrect to use the term retards.”
Chris D’elia:
“Justin you have it all- except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy.”
Martha Stewart:
“Justin, I’m sure it’s great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”
Shaq:
“Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people.”
Jeff Ross:
“Selena Gomez had sex with [you] . . . proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.”
Hannibal Bures:
“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me. Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work.”
Snoop:
“Now when J-Bird got arrested, he had a big smile on his mug shot. Not because he’s gangsta, because he’s knows what goes on in jail,
Kevin Hart:
“Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.”